Wow, this is quite strange, it feels like a lifetime ago when I last read the comments on Jaco's original post regarding time travel and the "whaleventures-pact" as he put it.
Firstly, I have seen the future. Heck, I just came from it. (I just realised that talking about it is more difficult than I thought it would be, because for me everything is past tense, but for you guys everything will be future tense. So forgive me if I get the tenses wrong.)
Secondly, for fear of causing a butterfly effect I have decided not to tell you guys about all the stuff that has happened (is going to happen) through the years, except that time travel is (has become) a reality as you may have deducted by now. So, let it be known that the Whaleventures-pact is a strong bond that ties us together.
Anyways, gotta run, the time travel police is closing in. Yeah, I know right!? Such a cliché.
Do the time travel police wear helmets?
ReplyDeleteTime Travel Police have to wear helmets to be taken seriously, according to subsection F of ammendment 24.
Also, can you just give us a hint as to when we finally get the hover skateboards? I personally feel science is not delivering on that one.
PS. If you're thinking this post is a bit late, then the following comment might explain why: http://whaleventures.blogspot.com/2012/07/i-thought-to-post-this-link-to-my-new.html#comment-585109770
ReplyDeleteYes they do. They've got the most hectic kit with augmented reality etc.
ReplyDeleteApple finally invented the iHover skateboards, but after a few years Samsung invented the Galaxy Jump (teleporting device) which made all other forms of travel obsolete. The Galaxy Jump was also the precursor to the Galaxy TimeJump which is what we use for time travelling these days.
Hows the patent situation regarding the iHover and the Galaxy Jump? Apple still being anal about the curvature of the boards surface?
ReplyDeleteNo. In a surprise move Linus Torvalds pitched up at a patent hearing and torched the place and everyone involved with his flame thrower. That made all technology companies think twice before waging patent wars again. Things are a lot more open these days. Linus was obviously arrested, but since he's been in jail the kernel code has never been more stable.
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